After only one day in Beijing, China....Jenesa and I can honestly agree on a few things that you have probably NEVER experienced in your life before. I like to call this You have never.....
* ...seen so much traffic in your life! According to our tour guide, they have traffic only once day and it lasts 24 hours. Beijing is known as the biggest parking lot in the world. It's insane!
* ...smelled death until you have walked into a Chinese public restroom. It is among the nastiest things we have ever exposed our noses to. No lie!
* ...witnessed little kids pulling their pants down in the middle of the street or sidewalks and just peeing in front of you. Watch your step!
* ...slept on a harder mattress! Our hotel is very nice, and after a long day of walking and touring Beijing we were hoping for a nice comfy bed to fall into. You don't want to fall on our bed....you'll literally break your back! It's a rock (and the Chinese people like it that way)!
* ...had a Chinese meal without a fortune cookie! It seems fortune cookies are only popular in the United States. Our tour guide said he experienced his first fortune cookie when he was 41 years old while visiting New York City. Hmmmm.....I think I smell a golden opportunity over here.....uh, never mind. It's just my nose playing naughty tricks on me after being tortured in public restrooms all day.....lord help us!
